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Posted on 9th Jan at 10:56 PM, with 47,785 notes

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

Posted on 9th Jan at 9:58 PM, with 255,500 notes

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

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do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

Posted on 9th Jan at 9:53 PM, with 93,091 notes

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:

iamidris:

so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?

hahah yes

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Posted on 9th Jan at 9:52 PM, with 2,790 notes
positive-memes:
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positive-memes:

You’re safety has been guaranteed by the safety doggo! 🐶

Posted on 8th Jan at 9:48 PM, with 134,336 notes

neilnevins:

ninjatag:

neilnevins:

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

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Yes you may!! Look at her!!!

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Posted on 8th Jan at 7:15 PM, with 20,404 notes

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

Posted on 8th Jan at 6:58 PM, with 144,876 notes
How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)
Posted on 7th Jan at 9:36 PM, with 9,602 notes

transgenderteensurvivalguide:

alxrz:

heads up for any trans people in nj, a new law goes into effect 2/2/19 that allows you to amend your birth certificate with your correct gender by filling out a form, a letter from a surgeon isn’t required anymore👍🏼

https://www.njleg.state.nj.us/2018/Bills/PL18/58_.PDF

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